Marcel Winatschek

Eat My Shorts Again

The Simpsons is the fallback. When everything else fails—when the new shows tank, when clever concepts don’t land—you schedule The Simpsons again. It always works. ProSieben tried for years to make original programming stick, gave up, and now it airs twice a day. There’s probably a decade of my life accounted for in whatever was on TV at any given moment, and The Simpsons was there for most of it.

The show’s been around long enough that it just lives in your head. You don’t need to pay attention. Every few minutes something lands—a joke, a reference, that particular way Homer says something. It’s comfort viewing. The newer seasons are uneven, sure, but the old ones never stopped being funny. So you keep going back.

The network made the obvious call, and it’s probably the smartest thing they’ve done. Not because the show is perfect, but because it just works. Some things don’t need improvement. They just need to exist.