Wrong About Til

Weeks I spent avoiding Keinohrhasen. Til Schweiger. Something about him had stuck as untouchable, even though I’d never actually sat through anything he was in. Tonight Jenny and I needed a movie, and every other option looked worse, so we landed here: reporter chases a story, meets this uptight kindergarten teacher obsessed with the environment, they fight and then don’t, standard romantic comedy beats.

Made me laugh way more than expected. Nora Tschirner’s always been hot, but even Til turned out genuinely likable without effort. The real gift was Nora getting naked about halfway through—my friend sitting next to me looked appropriately horrified, which made everything worth it. Would’ve paid the seven euros and watched this months ago if I’d known that was coming, instead of holding a grudge against an actor I’d never seen.