The New Facebook

Facebook redesigned itself again and I spent the usual twenty minutes confused about where everything went. That’s become the mandatory move now—every couple years one of these networks decides the furniture needs rearranging, as if MySpace hadn’t already shown us how that goes. Some people get excited about it. Most of us just want to find our notifications.

The whole thing feels like showing up to your regular bar and discovering they’ve moved everything around. The product is identical, the people are the same, your muscle memory is completely useless. In a week you won’t even notice. You’ll just live in it like you always did.