Recent Findings

Dodgeball’s one of the few sports I’m genuinely good at. The moment a friend blacks out, I snap sober instantly—some kind of curse. Philipp Poisel sings beautiful songs. Messages from Montana late at night still get me.

Iceland beat Norway by miles. Not having internet sucks when you blog. My hair feels great right now. Older women are way hotter than anyone admits. That imposter Pete Doherty is hilarious.

I’m weirdly into Dragon Quest Monsters V on the DS. Some emails I just don’t want to answer. I’ve got unwatched films rotting on my shelf. Old family sitcoms make me miss nowhere in particular. Ane Brun sings beautiful songs too. Someone’s breasts are still incredibly hot. Money would make everything move faster. Soy sauce doesn’t make everything taste better.

Gulcan and I are a great team. Felt like someone was paying attention to what I was doing here, for a minute.