Marcel Winatschek

The Big Tits Zombie 3D

Takao Nakano made a film called ’The Big Tits Zombie 3D’—strippers read a cursed book, summon a zombie apocalypse, and one becomes the undead queen who saves the world. It actually exists.

I found the trailer and I can’t stop thinking about it. Not because it looks good, obviously—it’s cheap and stupid and completely at ease with both. Someone made this film exactly as ridiculous as the title demands. Sora Aoi’s in it, and the whole thing plays like a fever dream that somehow got a budget and a crew.

The 3D angle is probably marketing, or post-conversion if we’re being optimistic. Doesn’t really matter. The whole idea is absurd from the first word, and that’s exactly why I’m waiting for August like the DVD release is the most important thing in the world.