Never Wake Up

Monday and you’re supposed to be somewhere. You could do anything else—wash a dog, kick a traffic light, fight Scientology, drink vodka at dawn, smoke shisha until nothing matters, organize years of computer files you’ve ignored, play Wii at an embarrassing age, burn down your kitchen trying to cook something ambitious, kiss someone because, make beds you’ll destroy in hours, go swimming clothed, water plants, quit your job, have sex, actually have an adventure.

Or just listen to a mixtape. Someone made it for you. Put it on and let that be the Monday instead of whatever was waiting.