Marcel Winatschek

Spring Breakers

I swear this movie’s been in the works forever. Years of hype, years of waiting. Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in bikinis with a couple other girls, James Franco styled like an absolute lunatic, Harmony Korine behind the camera making the most excessive thing possible. Spring Breakers finally comes out and somehow over a thousand people have already rated it on IMDb. Is it out? Were there early screenings? Who knows. Doesn’t matter. I’m here for it either way.

I just want to see those Disney bitches go feral and reckless, which is clearly the whole point. If Miley Cyrus had signed on too, my entire childhood would be comprehensively fucked, and I’d be fine with that.