Hercules: The Legend Begins

I watched a trailer for a Hercules film called ’The Legend Begins’ and it’s exactly as bad as the title suggests.

The cast is unknowns playing unknowns. Unless Twilight warped your brain enough to memorize every side character, you’re looking at a film that had no stars and proceeded with that fact unchanged. Just pressed forward into a void.

A YouTube comment I found described it perfectly: ’It’s like a porn parody of Spartacus, except without the sex.’ Which is to say it’s nothing. A parody that forgot its own purpose. The only achievement is that it exists.

I genuinely don’t know who this is for. But someone made it anyway, and that’s either courage or delusion, and I’m not sure which is worse.