Marcel Winatschek

Game Of Bones

I checked out those early episodes of the unofficial Game of Thrones porn parody out of sheer curiosity, but it killed whatever arousal potential the whole concept had. The thing was just inert. Boring. The kind of boring that makes you wonder what actually works in porn.

The sketches went nowhere, the sex scenes were shot with no energy, and the whole production felt like someone had the idea and then did the absolute minimum to execute it. You’d think the Game of Thrones world would offer something useful—the costumes, the politics, the elaborate setup—but instead it was just bodies in bad lighting going through standard motions.

I think what got me was how little imagination went into any of it. Not even trying, just doing. Bad porn can be funny or weird or interesting. Boring porn is just a void.