Painter Of Light Years
Jeff Bennett remixed Thomas Kinkade’s cottages and glowing landscapes with Star Wars—stormtroopers in the mist, AT-AT walkers in soft valleys, the Rancor in some impossible pastoral. It’s absurd and it somehow works. Kinkade’s whole thing was that golden light, everything soft and safe, and that warmth is exactly what space opera needs. You can hang these over your couch and nobody’s going to judge you. Or they will, but at least you’ll know you meant it.