Dolphins Are Perverts

I grew up on the Flipper version of dolphins—noble, intelligent, rescuing drowning sailors. The mythology. Then I watched this video and it just dismantles everything. Turns out dolphins do unspeakable things to decapitated fish. Not fucking them in any normal way. Just sexual violence against dead parts, apparently routine behavior. The whole image collapses the moment you know about it. I felt stupid once buying a crooked cucumber. These animals are committing acts that would get you on some kind of registry.