So That’s How
Watched some instructional video about jerking off and realized I’d been doing it wrong for years. Not wrong like it didn’t feel good, but wrong like there’s an actual better way. Technique matters—different grips, angles, rhythm depending on what you’re working with. The whole thing was presented in crude cartoons that somehow made it less sexy and more useful, like a manual for assembling furniture except the furniture is your own cock. The absurdity of needing illustrated instructions for this stuck with me, but then again most people figure it out alone and end up doing whatever works, not what works best.