Carponizer

Ronny showed me a calendar called Carponizer. Twelve women, completely naked, posed with carp in different lake settings. You can grab it on Amazon for about twenty euros. The fish in the photos look genuinely bewildered by the whole arrangement, which somehow makes it better.

What really made me laugh was reading the reviews. Some guy named Olaf wrote: One of the most beautiful erotic fish calendars I’ve ever seen. Perhaps not a true classic like the rollmops calendar 1997, but still an honest engagement with the aesthetic interface woman/carp. He meant every word. The rollmops reference is what got me—this wasn’t irony, it was completely sincere.