Hundred Euro Chocolate Dick

A hundred euros for a chocolate penis from Spain. United Indecent Pleasures makes them—banana or strawberry filling, shrink-wrapped and ready to ship. That’s the actual asking price for this thing.

I don’t know if it tastes good. Probably fine. But the taste isn’t really what you’re paying for when you order a hundred-euro chocolate dick. You’re paying for that moment someone opens it and has to decide whether this is funny or insulting. Usually it’s both.

The novelty gift works because it’s honest. You couldn’t find anything real, so you got them something stupid instead. At least you were thinking about them. At least you tried.