No Clear Winner

Sometimes I’m just staring at two photos and I can’t make up my mind. Emily Ratajkowski or Kate Upton. Emily Ratajkowski or Kate Upton. Emily Ratajkowski or Kate Upton. I compare everything—the face, the eyes, the hair, the skin, the body. And I can’t come to a decision.

Not when Sports Illustrated keeps hitting me with these images every day, these unreal bodies on impossible beaches, palms and sun and glittering water. Today Emily wins. Tomorrow could be completely different.