First Handjob

The First Kiss video was viral, supposedly authentic, turned out to be advertising. Which kind of killed it, even though that was probably obvious from the start.

Someone made a parody after that. Same setup—twenty strangers, immediate intimacy—but going where it was always going to go. Called it First Handjob. Crude as hell, but there’s something honest about it.

Because the real impulse is sexual, not romantic. If you want to kiss someone, you want more than that. The parody understands; the original doesn’t.