Marcel Winatschek

Hoverboard December

The hoverboard is happening. The Back to the Future hoverboard, December, this year. Tony Hawk and Moby and Terrell Owens are out there saying it exists, showing videos, acting like this is just a normal product release instead of something we’ve been waiting for since 1985.

TechCrunch keeps saying the technology doesn’t exist. But you see the footage and the celebrities looking serious and you think: maybe they figured it out. Maybe this is real.

I’ve been promised a hoverboard before. But this is different because December is almost here and there’s nowhere left to hide. Either it works or it’s the biggest prank ever. I’m choosing to believe until I have proof otherwise.