Move Your Brass
I’ve always been curious about that moment when someone decides something is possible. Not whether it’ll be good—just possible. Someone looked at techno, hip-hop, pop music, and thought, Yeah, but brass band,
and then actually did it. That’s Move Your Brass!
—the Jägermeister Blaskapelle’s debut album, and the concept is exactly what it sounds like: brass arrangements of popular songs from completely different genres.
The roster helps justify it. They managed to pull in Alligatoah, MC Fitti, Die Atzen, Jennifer Rostock, Alexander Marcus, Haddaway—artists who either have a sense of humor about pop culture or understand that earnestness and absurdity aren’t actually opposed. Most of them are on the record. The album isn’t trying to make these songs better
or to ironize them; it’s just running them through a different instrument section and seeing what stays recognizable.
Which is ridiculous. And probably why it works.
The record release party was at Teppichfabrik Alt-Stralau in Berlin, which is the kind of venue that doesn’t need to try—it just exists as a space for weird ideas. Industrial bones, charm without reaching for it. The guest artists performed live with the brass section, doing the whole thing as it was meant to sound in the room.
I never actually heard the album. I’m not sure it matters much. The idea is bold in a way that doesn’t announce itself as bold, which is the kind of taste I pay attention to. Someone looked at genre convention and just went sideways. That’s worth noting.