Still Got It

Jennifer Lopez at 45, mother of two, from the block, shows up in a Booty video doing that classic Madonna panic thing—desperate to prove she still matters the way she used to. But Iggy Azalea’s got the better response: a video where she rubs her enormous ass against an old woman’s. No irony. Just commitment.

2014’s been all about big asses anyway. Nicki in jungles. Jennifer trying to matter again. Iggy and her grandmother. If that’s your thing—and apparently whose isn’t—it’s been your year.