What Time Is It?

Look at these Adventure Time Doc Martens. Finn on one boot, Jake on the other, or both if you’re committed. The real damage is thinking about all the versions that don’t exist yet—green BMO, purple Marceline, pink Princess Bubblegum. I want them all. It’s pathetic to want something this badly over cartoon boots, but here’s the thing: you see the character and something lands. You remember what it meant, or who you were, and it feels possible that a boot with Finn on it could matter again.