Mean Girls Game

I actually love Mean Girls. Not in a guilty-pleasure way, but genuinely love it—it’s sharper and funnier than films three times its budget, and everyone in it is perfectly cast. So when I heard they made a mobile game, I knew I was going down. Mean Girls: The Game looks like a soulless tie-in cash grab, which is exactly what it is.

But I’m playing it anyway. I’ll download it, watch the film on repeat while I’m grinding through whatever passes for gameplay, probably eat ice cream straight from the container. I’ll waste hours on something that’s almost certainly terrible. And I won’t regret a second of it.