The Boob Chart

Lessa Millet did this chart a while back that named pubic hair styles with straight documentation and no bullshit—the Vaj Hairstylez. Now she’s done the same thing with breasts, twenty-four different versions, each with a name. The Owl, The Cold War, The Robot—the obvious ones stick in your head. But there’s something about the quieter ones like The Hillside and The Kisses and Just the Nipple. It’s specific without being cute about it.

The thing is, she’s just observing what exists. No big message, no performing acceptance, just documenting what’s there and naming it simply. The illustrations are clean and direct. No winking, no irony. She draws a breast and moves on.

I don’t know what the practical use is supposed to be. Self-recognition? A conversation starter? Just proof that whatever you have, some talented person thought it was worth drawing and naming? Doesn’t matter. It exists, which means the next person who looks at it finds themselves somewhere in there. Maybe that’s the point.