Vegan Nudist

Miley Cyrus shows up on this blog, usually without anything on, always making something happen. It’s her move.

She did Jimmy Kimmel and just talked about her breasts. No angle, no point to make—just speaking plainly about what it’s like to have them, what it was like growing up with them, that the whole world has seen them. And what her dad thinks about it.

’My dad’s cool,’ she said. ’I’m sure he’d rather I didn’t have my tits hanging out, but honestly I think he’d rather I show my tits and be a good person than cover up and be a bitch. You can’t be an asshole if your tits are out.’

Then she got into it about nipples. Americans are fine with breasts, she said, but nipples scare them. ’I show my tits and nobody cares because my nipples are covered. America loves tits. It’s the nipples they don’t like.’

And her thing: ’I’m really into the environment. I’m a vegan nudist.’

That’s what makes Miley work. She doesn’t perform, doesn’t apologize, doesn’t soften anything for the audience. Just says it. Anyone who doesn’t love her is missing out.