I Proposed to Miley Cyrus

I’m in love with Miley Cyrus. Actually in love. She’s cool because she just does what she wants—doesn’t perform, doesn’t ask permission. She’s modern the right way: feminist, vegan, refuses to be what anyone else decided she should be. She’s smart and beautiful and says whatever’s on her mind, and her voice will destroy you. How could anyone not love her?

There’s this Tumblr Q&A happening today where for an hour she answers whatever fans ask. So I asked the only question that mattered: ’Will you marry me? Okay, thx bye.’ Put my real name on it too—real love doesn’t come anonymous.

Now I’m waiting. Refreshing tonight to see if she saw it, if she answers. Why wouldn’t she? She’s cool, modern, intelligent. And she loves me. Maybe.