Adequate

I’ve gotten plenty of mediocre blow jobs. The kind where you’re lying there thinking about your grocery list, waiting for it to finish. Most people assume it’s intuitive. Put it in your mouth, move around, everyone’s satisfied. Except it doesn’t work that way.

The problems are consistent. Too many teeth. Not enough suction. No rhythm. The nervous ones barely making contact. The aggressive ones going too hard. People using their hands when they should be using their mouth. The whole situation where you can tell someone’s just checking a box.

I saw some instructional material once where the woman actually understood technique—proper pressure, hands and mouth coordinated, real attention. It was impressive mostly because it’s so rare. You notice good head because it stands out against all the forgettable versions.

Most people won’t learn. They’ll just do what they think is expected, and you’ll settle for adequate. Which is pretty sad when you think about it.