Kate Upton and Small Bikinis

Kate Upton does something to me. The way she moves, the way she laughs, the effortless thing she’s built around just being completely captivating in a frame. Model, actress—she’s good at both. I’ve followed her rise, and it’s not exactly for the acting.

Sports Illustrated made this video where she discusses two things: how the magazine elevated her, and why she loves small bikinis. The setup suggests these are real questions with real answers somewhere in the footage.

But here’s what actually happened: I couldn’t tell you what she said about any of it. The background music was too good, and more than that, the whole thing was just too much for my brain to process anything except watching her sit there and talk. Completely distracted. She could have been discussing anything and I’d have been just as lost. I knew what was happening and didn’t care enough to fix it.

So if you want to know what she actually thinks about all this, go watch the video. I can’t help you.