Miley’s VMA Stunt

Miley Cyrus hosted the VMAs last night, and she was on this whole campaign to make sure every person on Earth saw her breasts. Every. Single. One.

And she actually pulled it off. MTV aired her chest on live television. Maybe a full second before the director—probably nosebleeding—cut to a wide shot of the stage and the audience in shock. This was right after Taylor Swift collected Best Video for Bad Blood, and Miley had gone backstage to change.

Oops, are my boobs out? That’s the last thing you hear from her before MTV cuts away entirely. I have no clue if angry moms are already calling to complain. I have no idea if Christian groups are filing lawsuits. And yeah, maybe I’m a little too obsessed with Miley’s breasts. But the thing happened. We saw it. That’s really all the VMAs are good for anymore.

Miley, I love you.