Big Beautiful Woman
We were invited to Johanna's birthday. There was delicious vegan food, lots of snacks, and plenty of board games. Each of us had written Johanna a personal letter telling her how she inspires us as a person, what we've learned from her so far, and why she's made us a generally better human being. I wrote to her that she taught me to be a big, beautiful, and independent woman, and that I'm very grateful for that. We also planned to give her a voucher worth 67.67 bucks, which was actually meant for Johanna to order vegan wool on Amazon. Unfortunately, I grabbed the wrong card during a stressful shopping trip, so now she gets to pick something from Zalando instead. Maybe they have some nice things there too.