Marcel Winatschek

Come for World Peace

December 22nd is Global Orgasm Day. I’m not making that up. Right there in the dead center of holiday stress—between the shopping and the family obligations and the endless mulled wine—someone decided this is the day everyone on Earth should come. Simultaneously, ideally, though the logistics of that are left as an exercise for the reader.

The reasoning, such as it is: people living in nuclear-armed countries especially are encouraged to step away from the dread, find someone or something or just a quiet room and some free time, and experience the most fundamental thing a human body can do. The theory being that the world looks different after. Hard to argue with.

So grab whoever or whatever works for you and do the thing. Come for world peace. It’s the least you can do, and almost certainly the most fun you’ll have today.

More information, plus music that might do half the work for you, at globalorgasm.org.