Marcel Winatschek

Quietly Gone

When a new product launches, the whole world seems to know about it by Tuesday. The marketing is relentless. You see it at the store, online, on your phone. But when something gets discontinued, nobody tells you anything. You just walk in one day looking for it and it’s gone.

I’m thinking about Qoo, that little mascot drink that was everywhere in Asia for a while. You know the one—cute anime character that yelled its own name. I had it a few times. The drink itself was basically sugar water, but there was something about the mascot that made it feel significant, like you were part of something. Then one day I couldn’t find it anywhere. No goodbye, no final sale, no acknowledgment that it ever existed. It just stopped.

Same with Opsai. Another drink that promised wellness or calmness or whatever it was supposed to do. You bought it because the bottle looked convincing. You drank it hoping. And then it wasn’t in the stores anymore, and you realized it probably never worked on anyone.

These things don’t get a farewell. There’s no press release for death, no moment where you collectively mourn the loss of a product. The shelf just gradually empties and gets filled with something else, and by the time you notice something’s missing, the replacement has been there for months without you even realizing it.

What’s strange is you never know if you actually liked them or if the marketing just did its work. And before you can figure it out, the thing’s discontinued and you can’t even talk to anyone else who noticed it was gone. It just disappears from the world like it was never real to begin with.