Schinese

Honest question: do you say "Chinese" or "Schinese"? Because Jenny says Schinese. As in, eating Schinese. At the Schinese place. I love her anyway. We packed ourselves full of sweet-and-sour pork and sukiyaki, made filthy jokes, and lost track of time entirely. The staff smiled through all of it, the whole evening, without stopping once. Everything today was good.