Love Is Like Tuna Pizza

A video made the rounds—cute, apparently, or at least that was the framing—and the two lines that stuck were: "I find love shit" and "love is like tuna pizza." The second one is the most accurate description of romantic feeling I’ve come across in years. You think you want it. You order it. You’re not sure why. It arrives and it’s fine, or it isn’t, and either way you’re left slightly confused about your own judgment, staring at the evidence.