The Mouse Is Watching

To whoever at Disney keeps looking at my professional profile: I see you. I appreciate the attention, I really do. Autographs available in due course, but at some point one of you is going to have to tell me what you actually want. Do you need me to adopt Mickey? Find Nemo again? Or did word get out that I witnessed Minnie doing something deeply compromising with an elephant in a tree last Monday night? Just say it. Please.