I’m Rich, Bitch

Some tool on the internet just told me this site is worth $96,166.18. I want to spend a moment on the eighteen cents. Not roughly ninety-six thousand, not a clean round number anyone could dismiss as approximate—$96,166.18, with a decimal-point precision implying a methodology rigorous enough to mean something, which it absolutely does not.

These domain valuation tools work by scraping traffic estimates and backlink counts and running them through a formula someone invented to feel like they were doing finance. The number is meaningless. But there’s something genuinely compelling about it anyway—the idea of putting a dollar figure on several years of accumulated enthusiasm, embarrassment, and late-night nonsense. The audacity of the calculation.

So: I’m selling. Seventy thousand, firm. That’s a deal. The remaining $26,166.18 in synergies are yours to unlock.