Nobody Knows Why Either

Don’t ask me why, or how, or what exactly I thought I was getting into. The rumors are true: I’m on Twitter now. The platform where nobody—including the people actively posting—can fully explain the point of what they’re doing there, except maybe data-retention enthusiasts, who presumably find the whole thing very convenient. There is no good justification. I did it anyway. This is what the internet does.

If you want a live dispatch of where I am, what soup I just ate, and who I’m currently messing around with, now you know where to find it. "Follow." Stupid word. But fine.