Who Are Amy and Pink, Anyway

Turns out this journal got picked as a favorite link on jetzt.de. They described me as a young web designer who writes about what he likes and what he doesn’t—someone who hugs people, hates people, scares people, throws peach-flavored donuts at emos in a nearby coffee shop, and otherwise engages in cheerful, healthy activities. Cute. I told myself I’d buy the Süddeutsche the next day for that. Really meant it. Even if some guy named Shafty on there hated me and kept calling me Michael.

The one question they couldn’t answer: who are Amy and Pink?