Recovering Badly

More or less human again. Keeping myself upright with cough drops and melon slices, sitting in the office doing things of great importance. The game I started when I was sick is nearly finished—went through it faster than expected.

The real discovery of this illness: I am properly, embarrassingly addicted to microwave cheeseburgers, Cini Minis, and Müller chocolate milk. Not casually fond. Addicted. This has to stop. I need better replacement addictions. Anyone have a genuinely good idea?