Everything on This Device Is Completely Legal

September 19 is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, which happened to coincide perfectly with the arrival of the new blue iPod Nano and gave the whole thing an irresistible frame. Something in the image—and I’m deliberately not specifying what—constitutes modern piracy. This journal’s legal department would like it noted that the preceding sentence was a bad joke and that the music industry’s rights holders have of course received every cent owed for that extremely good Fall Out Boy track. Naturally.

Side note: someone needs to organize a Look Like A Zombie Day. The logistics are simple. Ketchup. You know what to do.