Majiya

The SuicideGirls model has always been the version of this I find most interesting—the alt-girl-next-door thing, tattooed and multiply pierced and genuinely into The Simpsons, as opposed to whatever glossy unreality Playboy was selling at the time. Majiya is twenty-four, has eight ear piercings, and lists ice cream and chocolate among her enthusiasms, which is the kind of disarmingly mundane detail that ends up being more attractive than the photos.

She hates moldy oranges—fair enough, honestly—and her first sexual experience was with herself, which she apparently volunteers freely. I respect that enormously as an opener. That’s someone who knows exactly what she’s doing and isn’t performing shyness about it. Go look her up.