Real Pop Stars Get the Cops Called

We’re clearly the genuine article. The evidence: microphones, heavy beer influence, an inexhaustible appetite for 80s and 90s hits, and at least one neighbor with a direct line to the police, who showed up to remind us that the rest of the building exists. Fair enough. Probably better for everyone that they intervened when they did.

I swear no audio or video evidence from that night will surface. I mean it this time.