Sladdi Owes Me an Absolut

Good morning, world. The weekend wasn’t exactly illuminating or life-affirming, but something happened. Sladdi mixed vodka with dish soap and I drank it—Sladdi now owes me a bottle of Absolut. Then I ended up somewhere I can only describe as the end of the world, watching a pack of women beat each other in the crotch. Then I cuddled with my ex. I am currently producing soap bubbles when I fart. Ryan McGinley shot a video for the New York Times Magazine and after last night it’s exactly the kind of light I need in my eyes right now.