Marcel Winatschek

Cianna, 22, Toronto

Even when the world outside is actively collapsing, the weekly SuicideGirl slot deserves to be honored. This week it’s Cianna—22, from Toronto, a city she’d call beautiful and you’d call somewhere you keep meaning to visit. She’s into Coldplay, lists herbalism and looking at boobs as hobbies, and insists she’s still a virgin. Sure she is.

She’s not exactly stacked, which I find more endearing than disappointing, and she’d apparently annihilate everyone at Mortal Kombat, which is the correct priority. This week’s pick is a clothed photo—scandalous, I know—but if you want the unclothed version, SuicideGirls will supply it.