Marcel Winatschek

Spray Cheese Included

A woman was teaching her two small kids to dance—properly dance, in rhythm, with real grace—and this video was making the rounds. She was clearly a trained dancer herself, and watching her break it down for these small humans who had no choice but to eventually catch on was one of those rare corners of the internet that didn’t leave me feeling faintly worse about everything. Spray cheese was apparently involved somewhere in this arrangement. That detail delights me unreasonably and I choose not to investigate further.