Still Would

Ke$ha in a bikini and the answer is yes, obviously yes—the question practically answers itself. She has the whole thing going: the ratty hair, the glitter, the absolute zero fucks given about anyone’s opinion of her. Something about that combination is more attractive than it has any right to be. The carefully assembled women who look like they’ve been optimized for maximum appeal in a controlled environment don’t do for me what Ke$ha does. She looks like she’d drag you to a gas station at 3am and you’d wake up with a story you’d tell for years. That’s not nothing.