Marcel Winatschek

Winning, Whatever That Means

Charlie Sheen in early 2011 was a man who had achieved something remarkable: he made catastrophe look like a lifestyle. Fired from Two and a Half Men, touring with the Torpedo of Truth show, declaring himself a warlock with tiger blood—and yes, the goddesses. Among them Bree Olson, a working porn actress who came across in every interview as the most grounded person in the room, which tells you everything you need to know about the room. The question of which women in his orbit were actually in porn and which were just adjacent to it occupied a solid fifteen minutes of my internet time that I do not regret spending.