Career Goals, Honestly

Forget everything your teachers told you about ambition. Some guy—let’s call him Mike, because I have no idea what his name actually is—landed what is objectively the greatest job in the history of human employment: he got to be on the set of a Katy Perry music video in a very hands-on capacity. I’ll let you connect the dots. When I was a kid and someone asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, I had no good answer. I do now.