Miley’s Halloween Costume Is Mostly Nipple

Miley Cyrus showed up to Halloween as herself, basically. One breast almost entirely free, a nipple sticker doing the barest minimum required by public decency, the whole arrangement framed in pink like a present that’s barely bothered with the wrapping. She’s been in sustained exhibition mode since breaking loose from the Disney machine, and at this point it reads less like shock value and more like a genuine philosophy: here is my body, I like it, and I have no interest in pretending otherwise. Hard to argue. I’m not trying to.