718 Names, One Migraine

There was a specific social currency in certain schoolyard circles that required you to recite all 150 original Pokémon from memory, in order, on demand. Not the coolest crowd—but loyal, and they had strong opinions about Gengar. I spent an embarrassing number of hours on that particular skill.

Someone has now updated the PokéRap to cover all 718 Pokémon, and I made it through about twenty names before my brain quietly submitted its resignation. How did we ever manage even a fraction of the original list? And more pressing: what the hell is a Klefki?