One Hundred Euros of Chocolate Dick

Still no idea what to get someone this Christmas? United Indecent Pleasures sells a life-size chocolate penis—shipped from Spain, filled with banana or strawberry cream, yours for just under a hundred euros. A hundred euros. For chocolate.

I have no idea whether it tastes good. But if you’re going to spend triple digits on this, at least commit to the bit and take a photo afterward. Instagram has never once been useful to anyone—but this would finally give it a reason to exist.