A Name I’ll Never Be Able to Pronounce

I have no idea who Shané van der Westhuizen is, but I want to. She has a name I’ll almost certainly mispronounce forever and a face that Henrik Purienne pointed a camera at for Playboy, which tells you roughly everything you need to know about the situation. Purienne shoots everything like it’s 1974 and the light is always gold and nothing has gone wrong yet—and here’s Shané in a yellow bikini, wet from a garden hose, squinting into the sun with the expression of someone who knows exactly how good this is going to look.

There are worse ways to spend a Saturday afternoon. I can think of approximately none right now.